Aloha Friday!

Soon the sights will change from dirty melting snow piles to this on the beach in Cancun. It is truly an Aloha Friday for your Uncle Franks.
Jimmy Buffett Buck Butt the Turtle

NFL Playoffs

Big NFL Playoff Weekend

Here's my picks

Saints over the Cardinals

Colts slap the Ravens

Cowboys end Favre's season

Chargers too much for the Jets

L.T.'s Slide, Electric Glide

When Dresses Attack

Jessica Simpson is just one of the many stars that have been attacked by their dresses. Click on Jess to see all the pics. I guess I'm OK with it, but my guess is that there is a sigh heard round the world when they take em' off.

Conan O'Brien Will Host 'Tonight Show' 'Until Someone Tells Him Not To, Says Rep

Sources say that next Friday will be Conan O'Brien's last as the host of the Tonight Show on NBC, but Conan says that he'll continue to do the show until someone tells him "thats enough for the day".
Jimmy Kimmel on Leno 10 at 10
Kimmel imitates Leno on his show

Police Force Mr. Gay China Pageant to Close

Police in China shut down the Mr. Gay China Pageant one hour before it was supposed to start. China is not to liberal when it comes to homosexuality and the men that were dressed in drag won't get a shot at Mr. Gay World in Oslo next month. I had no idea there was a Mr. Gay World pageant. I think I was happier before I knew it existed.

Mr. Gay World Host City

Top 20 Concert Tours

What were the top 20 Concert Tours gross per city? Click on the pic to find out. You can see that is the set for U2 who was #1 with a 5.9 million dollar take per city and the avarage ticket price of $93.25.
The U2 CLAW

Sheen seeks to bar TV camera from Jan. 20 hearing

The latest on the Sheen saga is that Charlie and Brooke's attorney's have said the the couple would like to reconcile and that Charlie's attorney has requested that there be absolutely no TV camera's at the hearing. I guess I would ask for that to if I threatened to kill my wife. The world should be in on this so we can see his reaction to questions. He's a public figure just like OJ.

Brangelina Pledge $1 Million to Aid Haitian Relief

Brangelina drop a mill in support of the relief effort in Haiti. Thats not a lot of money for them and if you have seen any of the coverage of what has happened there, it is going to take so many millions to help even a little.
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Pat Robertson Calls Quake Blessing in disguise?

Punky Brewster then and now...wow

Soleil Moon Frye played the part of Punky Brewster on an early 80's sit com. My has she grown up huh. Click on the pic for more.
Soleil Moon Frye Video

Megan Fox's Armani Undies Pics

The Foxy one is the Armani Undy Babe. Click on the pic to see the latest shots.
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Conan O'Brien "Breaks Down" Talking to His Staff

Whether or not you are a fan of Conan O'Brien, I think most of you can feel for his staff, which he addressed yesterday concerning the NBC Late Night Soap Opera with Jay Leno. Conan moved along with his staff just 7 months ago from NY to LA and now he has refused to move out of his slot so that NBC can put Jay Leno on before him. Can you blame him for saying no? I can't. Fight the man Conan!
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Fugitive Who Taunted U.K. Police on Facebook Caught

After nearly four months on the run, fugitive Craig "Lazie" Lynch has been caught by Scotland Yard. Whats so wild about this story is that Lynch escaped from prison and then taunted police on his Facebook Page with pictures and rants. He aquired 400,000 fans in the process and t-shirts and even a song was made in his support. Click on the pic for the full story.

Craig "Lazie" Lynch Song

More of Crazy Lazie

Obama's First State of the Union Speech in Scheduling Limbo

President Obama is having trouble scheduling his first State of the Union address because of popular TV shows and the Super Bowl. He can't interrupt American Idol on FOX and don't mess with Lost on ABC, which to me is kind of ironic. Click on th pic for more.

American Idol 2010 Tonight on FOX

No more Paula and Simon announcing his departure after the season comes to an end, but a new season lauches on FOX tonight and I am sure it will be just as big as ever. Ellen has a HUGE following and will be more than enough to replace Abdul's stupid scripted comments and Kara is getting hotter. The Dawg's looking trim. No more Churro's and Cheesy Soft Pretzel's on the set. To get the latest on the season premiere, click on the pic.

Tobey Maguire, director won't return for 'Spider-Man 4'

Sony Pictures announces that Toby Maguire and the previous films Director Sam Raimi will not be a part of Spiderman 4, due to be released in 2012. Click on the pic for more on the story. Who do you think could pull off the Peter Parker? Maybe that dude that plays Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe?

Palin to Join Fox News as Contributor

This surprises me about as much as Mark McGwire announcing yesterday that he was on steroids throughout his career. Palin on FOX. Give me something spicy, how bout a kiddie pool full of baby oil and a bikini winner take all wrestling match with Megan Kelly! Click on the pic to find out more.
Bring it Brittany

Then/Now: The Cast of 'Caddyshack'

Caddyshack is one of my top 5 movies of all time, with the best characters in a comedy movie. What are some of them up to now? We know that Rodney and Ted are taking a dirt nap. Click on the pic for more.
Rodney at Dinner

Simon says: Goodbye to Idol, Hello X Factor and Paula Abdul?

The yop judge on American Idol made his announcement yesterday that this will be his last season on American Idol, as he launches his new show X-Factor. He is apprently talking with Paula Abdul about joining him. Something tells me that all this stuff has been planned out in advance? Click on the pic for more.
Clip from The X Factor Britain

'Rush Limbaugh' Becomes a New Musical

Are you ready for Rush Limbaugh, the musical? Well, Chicago's Second City comedy troop plans a 7 week tour of the musical comedy. I'm not a real big stage guy, but I think even i would get a kick out of that musical. Click on the pic for more.

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Rod Blagojevich Superstar

ROXXXY, the World's First Life-Size Robot Girlfriend

Geeks rejoice! Here is the first robotic girlfriend....Roxxy the sex robot. 5'7" 120 lbs and feels like real skin, responds to touch, talks and is rockin a full C cup. Not sure what it will cost you, but I do have a question? If you can create a super hot robot that is meant for sex, why does it look like Chrissie Hynde from the Pretenders? I don't want my sex computer to be middle of the road. Click on the pic for more.

The Pretenders
Check Roxxy out

Conan O'Brien Ready to Leave NBC Over Late Night Shake Up

Is it just me, or is NBC the most idiotic network ever? They had the top rated night time talk show in Jay Leno's Tonight Show and then they decided that it was time to plug Conan in at that slot so they could move Jay Leno to a prime time show and plug Jimmy Fallon in Conan's slot. Well they have now discovered that people don't want to watch a talk show that early and Conan is losing to Letterman on CBS. So NBC has stated that they want to plug Jay back in on the Tonight Show and Conan is rumored to be in talks with FOX to go up against both of them. Conan is awesome and I hope FOX kicks all their asses.

The Biggins take the cat walk

V-Magazine has put out a Plus Size Model edition and it's getting a lot of attention. No wafes here, it's all about the biggin's and I think they are pretty hot. They don't look that plus to me, which means Uncle Franks is finally thinking older. Click on the pic for more.
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Warner Near Perfect in Cards' 51-45 Victory Over Green Bay

The highest scoring Playoff game in NFL history was a true showcase for why Kurt Warner is a true Hall of Famer. Warner had more TD's 5, than he had incomplete passes 4 and 379 yards and no INT. Green Bay's QB Aaron Rodgers also put up incredible numbers 28-42, 422 yds 4 TD's. He showed that he is the best young QB in the league. Rodgers threw one interception and his fumble on the last play of the game was end to a legendary Playoff battle.
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Unidentified Man Seen Leaving Club With Murdered Model

Murdered Playboy model Paula Sladewski, who appeared in the "Ultimate Playboy Model Search", was apprently seen on surveillance camera's leaving a club with someone 3 hours before her body was burned beyond recognition. Click on the pic to get more on the story.
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Happy Aloha Friday!

There may be a 30 below wind chill, but it's still "Aloha Friday" and we are saying goodbye to the work week and hello to the weekend! Summer's on the river can't come soon enough.
Jimmy Buffett Live Volcano

Remembering Elvis Presley's Career Highs and Lows

If you are a fan of the King, you certainly know that today would be his 75th birthday. For those of you that continue to have dillusions that Elvis is still alive....have peanut butter, nanner, jelly and bacon birthday cakes and party hats at your table...waiting for Elvis to drop by. Click on the pic to take a look back.
Jailhouse Rock

NBC Could Move Leno Back to Late Night

Jay Leno may return to his old time slot say's NBC. What is this network doing? The ratings were poor for his early show, so now they want to put him back at theat time slot and push Conan and Fallon later. Seems like they had a big programming bungle.

Dead Playboy Model's Alleged Text: 'He's Trying to Kill Me'

A 26 yr old Michigan woman and Playboy model by the name of Paula Sladewski was found dead and burned in a dumpster and now law enforcement says that her boyfriend is a person of interest. Click on the pic for the full story and check out the shady boyfriend on video.
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Howard Stern Sidekick Artie Lange Hospitalized After Violent Suicide Attempt

Comedian Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show, attempted suicide by stabbing himself 9 times in his Hoboken NJ apartment. He was discovered by his Mom, who called 911. Have you ever seen this guys act? Jack Buck made the mistake of inviting him to the premiere of his talk show. Wacked out on booze and pills.

Artie Lange interview with Jimmy Kimmel

BCS National Championship Tonight

I realize that Bama is the favorite, but I'm a Colt McCoy fan and think that Texas can take this game. Game kicks off at 7:00 pm tonight. Go Longhorns!
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Woods mistress Loredana Jolie taking up golf, writing Woods tell-all

Yea, like she's writing the book! LMAO! Click on the pic to find out more.

Eva Mendes will do almost anything for a role, except?

I think Eva Mendes is one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood and she said that she will do ANYTHING for a role that a director asks her. Nudity and sex are not an issue, what is it that she won't do? Click on the pic to find out.
Eva Mendes

Andre Dawson "The Hawk" Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame

Growing up in the suburbs of Chicago and being a life long Cubs fan, I can tell you that it is great to see Andre "The Hawk" Dawson elected to the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame. Click on the pic to see all of his accolades and how the voting went down.
Andre Dawson Video
Cheesy Harry, Skip & Andre Commercial

In the War of Dogs vs. Cats, Clear Winner: Dogs

74% of people polled love dogs a lot and only 41% love cats a lot. Find out why, by clicking on the pic.
Talking Cats & Dogs

Character is golden for Team USA in World Junior Championship

Team USA won the World Junior Hockey Championship and gold in Sasketoon Canada last night in overtime against Team Canada. It was one of the most exciting games I have watched in my 43 years. There were 3 Badgers on this team, including the captain Derek Stepan. Just awesome! Click on the pic for the full story.
Watch it here

Pam Anderson Shocks Crowd at New Year's Party With Strange Behavior, Nipple Slip

Apparently Pamela Anderson has not gotten enough attention lately, because she had one of her imfamous "wardrobe malfunctions" with a nipple slip at a big Hollywood party while toasting with Adam Lambert...who by the way could not care less. She also walked around sceaming about some other chick at the party that had bigger jumblies than her. Click on the pic for more.
Here it is

Police to Interview Tila Tequila About Reported Drug Claims

Get the latest on the death of Casey Johnson by clicking on the pic.
Tila's Druggy Home Video-What the hell

Cindy Margolis Orders Sperm Samples From Contestants in New Dating Show

Fox Reality Network has takin the dating show to a whole new low, by asking 25 male contestants to serve up a sperm sample for the opportunity to date Cindy Margolis. Yea thats what I said....it's called Seducing Cindy and that's what she is asking for. Click on the pic for more and check out the trailer below.

Seducing Cindy

Authorities Suspect $30M Fla. Lottery Winner Was Killed

Abraham Shakespeare won $30 million dollars in the Florida Lottery in 2006 and dissapeared months ago. Police see this as a homicide, while Abraham's mother hopes he's just lying on a beach in the Caribbean. Get the full story by clicking on the pic. This has murder mystery movie written all over it.
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Morgan Freeman replaces Cronkite on CBS voiceover

It was time to replace Walter Cronkite's voice on the introduction of the CBS news. His replacement is Morgan Freeman, not to be confused with Tracy Morgan....imagine that intro.
Morgan's Katie Couric Intro
Tracy Morgan drunk on morning show

Woman who broke Tiger Woods' affair: Rachel Uchitel is a 'celebrity whore'

Tiger's ho's are still working their 15 minutes. Click on the pic for more.
Rachel at home

EA Sports to Tiger-Golf Pro's before Ho's

Google to Launch Nexus One: First Foray into Smartphones

If you have $500.00 to spare, you can be one of the first to own a Nexus One. It's Google's first foray into Smartphones. Remember the movie Blade Runner? That's where they got the name. Click on the pic for more.

Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

Tila Tequila's girlfriend Casey Johnson dies at age 30

Casey Johnson, the heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, daughter of NY Jets owner Woody Johnson and Tila Tequila's girlfriend, was found dead at the age of 30 yesterday. Johnson struggled with substance abuse. Does anything good ever happen to people around Tila Tequila? Click on the pic of Casey for more.

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