Thursday, April 30, 2009

Favre Coming Back Again?


It's that time of year again, where speculation of Brett Favre's return to the NFL rumors start an onslaught of the sports talking heads rumor mill. Favre was asked about the status of his retirement and his response was "At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football." At this time I think Brett wants nothing more than to be released by the Jets so that he can sign with the Vikings and compete in a revived NFC North. Although Jet Favre choked at the end of last season, losing to the guy he replaced in NY, Chad Pennington, he is still much better than Tavarris Jackson and "Parsley, SAGE, Rosemary & Tyme" Rosenfels. Click on the pic to get the Tribune Story

Here Comes the Crew!


The Brewers are 8-2 in their last 10 games and brought out the brooms to sweep away the Pirates yesterday. Yovani Gallardo not only struck out 11 yesterday, he homered in the 7th for the game winning RBI. Tonight they take on the Arizona Diamondbacks at Miller Park 7:00 pm.
Yesterday's Highlights

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Idol Confessions: I watched the opening number and I actually thought it was awesome. No lip syncing and bad dance moves, just the best top 5 that Idol has ever had doing their thing. America got it right, as hard as it was to cut Matty loose, the top 4 remain. The sight of Adam in the bottom two was shocking to some, but his performance was WAY over the top on standards week. He is like Elvis meets Freddie Mercury with a touch of Liza Minelli and Axl Rose sometimes. Don't get me wrong, that guy is the most talented of the bunch, but sometimes people are turned off by overly flamboyant performances.
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15 minutes just won't end


Octomom's 4 yr old autistic son showed up at school yesterday with signs of bite marks and a black eye. Obviously it is being checked out. What more can be said about the Octomom? Click on the pic to get the story.

CDC Key Facts About Swine Flu


The Swine Flu virus has spread now to 11 states and just yesterday my daughter told me that she was told at middle school that if the stage moves up one more notch that they would be instructed to stay home from school. It's probably not a bad idea to get the facts from the CDC. Click on the pick to get them.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I'm Watching Back to Back Idol on DVR Tonight


Alright, because I had softball last night, I did not see Idol. My plan is to watch back to back American Idol after the Operation Spaghetti Dinner IV. I will of course make sure to skip the terribly lip sync'd opening number. All I know is that Kelly Wilde says that he thinks Allison should go and I certainly hope that's not the case with Slash mentoring the final 4 on rock week.




Minnesota Man Leads 57-Mile Garbage Truck Chase


I don't know about you, but I think a garbage truck would be the last vehicle that I would choose for a 57-mile police chase. How did it last 57 miles? Click on the pick for the full story.

Top 10 Movies That Are Torture


We have all had that queezy feeling after renting a DVD, or going to the box office to see a new release and you sit through an hour and a half of pure torture and disrespect to the film undustry. There is no better example than Gigli. Click on the pic to view the rest. If you have some more to ad to the list, shoot me an email at franke@classicrock1001.com

Top 15 Beach Bod's Without Surgery


Fergie is just 1 in a list of 15 of the best beach bod's without surgery. Click on her pick to see the rest and who is number 1. I give these chicks credit for going natural. Tough to beat the look of a fake pair.

Vacationer Thwarts Pirates with Cruise Ship Lounge Chair


62 year old Wyn Rowlands saved the day on the MSC Melody cruise ship as he noticed a speedboat full of armed pirates trying to board the ship. Wyn did the first thing that came to mind. He grabbed a lounge chair from the deck and heaved it at the pirates and then sounded the alarm, which made the captain of the ship able to out manuever the band of pirates. The 1,000 passengers and crew of 500 were about 600 miles off the coast of Somalia. I am sure that we have a plethra of 62 yr olds aboard cruise ships thoughout the world....pirates beware!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Only NHL Playoff Pub, Is Bad Pub


It's no secret that I am a huge Hockey fan and have been enjoying the fact that the Chicago Blackhawks advanced by beating the Calgary Flames 4 game to 2 last night. But very few are talking about what a great sport and great time the NHL playoffs are, they are talking about Donald Brashear's cheap shot hit on Betts of the Rangers. Not talking about some of the amzing saves and goals that have occurred, just the violent side. It's a cheap shot, but I have seen much worse. Keep your head on a swivel when a goon like Brashear is on the ice. Any coach will tell you that. Click here to see it.

Slash asked to be Rock Mentor next week

G & R/Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash, has been asked by the American Idol producers to be the Rock mentor on final 4 week. I can't wait to see him work with Adam and Allison. Make sure Allison stays in America! That chick can rock. Click on Slash for a rockin' solo video.

Kim wants to know what you think?


Reality TV Diva Kim Kardashian recently fell asleep on the beach in Mexico with her sunglasses on and had racoon eyes, now she goes sort of blonde. Sup with the Kardashian? Could just be show material, but I'm sure some of her stalkers are dissapointed. They shouldn't worry at this point though, because it was just a whig. On her show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, they showed former Olympic Decathalon Gold Medal Winner an her step Dad Bruce Jenner getting a colonoscopy? Who wants to see that? Click on the pic for more Kimmy.

Fianc'ee still in love with Craigslist killer

Megan McAllister is Phillip Markoff's fianc'ee and she says that she still loves him. Problem is that he is the "Craigslist Killer!" What on earth is she thinking? Does she have a death wish? Would you stay with your fianc'ee ladies if he was accused of killing multiple women? Oh, we are still not sure if the wedding is off, but the Bruce Springsteen cover band "Bstreetband" has been told that they won't be needed on August 14th. Click on the pic for the full story

Blown-away Chihuahua reunited with owners


A 6 LB pocket dog named Tinker Bell was picked up and carried away by 70 mile per hour winds and managed to survive and return to it's owners.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Chicago Bears 1st Pick In The NFL Draft


If you were watching the NFL Draft on Sunday, you may have seen this amazing Youtube video of Jarron Gilbert, the Bears 1st pick in the 3rd round. It's not a football video, it's a jump out of an in ground pool to the cement above. AMAZIZING! Click on the Bears

FRANKE'S NFC NORTH DRAFT GRADE


Packers: Ted Thompson actually traded up in the draft to nab the most versitile USC LB available in the draft, Clay Matthews. They adressed they need for an anchor in the middle of the new 3-4 D formation in taking BC standout NT B.J. Raji. Both of those moves were just what the team needed. My only question marks in the Packers draft was the selection of LSU FB Quinn Johnson in the 5th round, when CB was still a need with a declining Al Harris. Overall Grade: B+
Vikings: I thought it was a no brainer that the Vikings would use their 1st round pick for a RT, which was without question the biggest need when you have the NFL's best back, but that of course means that Childress would go with an off field problem child in Percy Harvin. Anyone who is stupid enough to hit the "hippy lettuce" before the draft when they know their gonna test, is a moron in my book. He does have some serious talent, but who knows if he'll get to play? OT Loadholt from OKL was a stretch and Brinkley at LB was a good pick. Overall Grade: C
Bears: After getting Jay Cutler from Denver, Da Bears traded entirely out of the first day of the draft when the WR's they wanted were gone. They had a very interesting day 2, adressing some major needs on D, by bringing in a speedy athletic D-linemen by the name of Jarron Gilbert. You will hear this guy's name a lot. The Bears picked 3 WR, starting with Jauquin Iglesias from OKL, a solid number 2 and a speedster by the name of Johnny Knox, (not to be confused with Johnny Knoxville) allegedly the fastest WR in the draft. They added a LB from OH ST, Marcus Freeman, a steal in Rd 5. Overall Grade: B+
Lions: Everyone knew if they could work out the deal in time that the Lions were going with Matt Stafford the GA QB. They did, although in my opinion they needed to build up front with Jason Smith, who to me is the best lineman I have seen in years. With that said, who did the rest go? Not that good overall. They picked a stud at TE with the 2nd 1st rounder, which may be a late need with all the talent at TE in the draft. They got a great S in Louis Delmas, but skipped on Ray Maluauga from USC. They only picked one OL, which means to me that they are going to have to sign some guys, or Stafford will be David Carr. Overall Grade: D+

Top 10 Summer Movie Preview

We are fast approaching the Summer "Blockbuster" season, starting with Wolverine this Friday. If you want the top 10 list of those "Blockbuster's", click on the theatre.

Obsessed Number 1 at Box Office


If you dug Fatal Attraction with Glenn Close and all that bunny boiling fun, then you were probably out to see Obsessed with Beyonce and evil hottie temp Ali Larter this past weekend. It raked in 28.5 million for it's opening weekend. Click on the pic to check out the trailer.

Talladega Wrecks


Whether you are a racing fan or not, you will find yourself unable to look away from the amazing footage of all the wrecks at the "Big One" yesterday. Click the pick to check em' out.

Swine Flu: 5 Things You Need to Know About the Outbreak


The "swine flu" is on the verge of pandemic status, after over 80 deaths in Mexico, cases in Europe and now here in the states of Kansas, New York, California and Texas. There is no doubt that we all need to be more informed on this H1N1 Flu Virus.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Anoop Dog and Lil are Gonzo


After another horrible performance, Anoop Dog was cut along with Lil. Guess it's time for Harold and Anoop go to White Castle?

Florida Pilot's Emergency Landing


When a Florida flight instructor was forced to land a home-built plane on a three-lane highway, the whole emergency landing was caught on tape -- from the cockpit of the disabled plane.

The Gathering Storm

Hollywood is gathering their own storm of parodies to the National Organization of Marriage Ad's.

Remote Control Sniper


The U.S. Army is testing the Autonomous Rotorcraft Sniper System (ARSS) — a remote-controlled unmanned Vigilante robot helicopter equipped with a high-velocity sniper rifle. Maybe this will help deter a few Somali Pirates

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Friday, April 17, 2009

6 Things That Kill Your Memory

Want to find out more about the 6 things that can kill your memory? Here they are so you won't forget them.

Team Wisconsin in Chicago Showcase


Onalaska Coach Tim Ebner and Sr. Forwards Jordan Tredinnick and Jordan Guth are teamed up with the best players in the state of Wisconsin as they compete in the Chicago Showcase. They defeated New York 5-2 on Wednesday, but lost 4-1 to Northern New England yesterday. They play Colorado today at 5:30 pm. Click on the pic to get all the stats and even listen to the live web cast. Enjoy puck finatics!

Who Wants to be a Milliontwitteraire?

Ashton Kutcher has become the first Twitter to garner 1 million followers. He has a party to celebrate. Click on the pic for the full story.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cheerleading Coach Loses Job After Posing For Playboy

Microsoft Promises Relief For XBOX Owners


If you are an XBOX360 gamer, you have probably heard of or experienced the "Red Ring of Death" or E-74 error. Microsoft plans to make up for it.

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Madden Says Goodbye Same Year as Favre Hmmmm?


John Madden says goodbye to the booth and retires from NBC's Sunday Night Football. Is there is cooincidence that he is retiring the same year as Brett Favre?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Pam Anderson Opens NYC Strip Club Steakhouse


Click on Pam for the full story. I said click

It's Tax Day and for some, it's a Tea Party

Many Tax payers in the U.S. are protesting today with a spirited revolutionary Tea Party!

Franke's Top 6 Idols Right Now


Adam was consistant again. I would love to see him hit the road with a revamped Queen. Allison is a pure "Rocker" chick, love the voice. Danny is a solid voice, but it's going to be hard to top Adam right now. Chris is the ladies favorite when he picks the right song and Anoop Dog can actually sing, he just picks a bad tune for himself every other week. Matt has finally hit the skids and Lil just doesn't get it. Click on the pic for the latest Idol.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Cat Lady Proves You Can't Judge a Book by it's Cover

47 year old Susan Boyle shocked and amazed the judges on Britain's Got Talent, even Simon Cowell. Click on the "Cat Lady" to see and hear for yourself.

Tonight the Top 7 Perform


With Mentor Quentin Tarantino?
Get the lowdown here

Longtime Phillies announcer Harry Kalas dead at 73

Kalas, the longtime radio and TV broadcaster known for his signature "Outta here!" home run calls, died Monday after collapsing in the broadcast booth before the Phillies' 9-8 victory over the Washington Nationals. He was 73.

The Naked Truth

Allure asked five celebrities to bare it all for the camera. Learn what they had to say about self-esteem, their bodies, and stripping down. Click on the Padma to see more pic's and get the rest of the story.

Spike seals deal for show on Navy pirate hunters

Barely a day after the daring rescue of an American sea captain, cable TV's Spike announced a deal Monday to produce a show about U.S. Navy pirate hunters.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Tough TV & Movie Chicks Who Kick Butt

Clic the Pic to see who made the list. Shoot me an e-mail to add one that we may have missed. franke@classicrock1001.com


Vermont Considers Legalizing Teen 'Sexting'

Sexting refers to the exchange of explicit photos and videos via mobile phone. Are they serious? Clic Pic for the wackiness.
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First Puppy, Bo Moves in to White House Tomorrow


Time for the Obama's to get out the pooper scoooper! Sen. Ted Kennedy is hooking up the Prez with the "First Dog". Click on Pic for full story

Friday, April 10, 2009

Happy Aloha Good Friday!

Clic on Pic for Jimmy Buffett Fins Video


The Drive Time Package says goodbye to the work week and hello to the weekend with "Aloha Good Friday" from 2-6 pm today. Grab yourself a boat drink and Mahalo!




Sneak Preview Guitar Hero Smash Hits


7 Misconceptions About the Stimulus

Click on the pic to discover what the Stimulus means for you.