Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jessica Alba Brings Sex, Drugs to Little Fockers

What's been missing from the Focker family saga?
Jessica Alba. Joining the celebrated ranks of fellow Focker stars including Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson and Barbra Streisand, the actress is in talks to join the next installment of Ben Stiller's Meet the Parents series.
Jessica Alba - Into the Blue

Favre, Vikings begin preparing for Packers circus

For the Minnesota Vikings, a Monday night matchup against the Green Bay Packers is about as big as a regular season game gets. “All you’ve got to do around here is say Packer week, and everybody gets excited,” cornerback Antoine Winfield said. When they’re playing for first place in the NFC North at the quarter mark on the schedule, well, the intensity will only increase. When Brett Favre happens to be the Vikings’ new quarterback, the public interest in this rivalry is on the verge of explosion. This may be the best rated game all season long, maybe except for the game that Favre returns to Green Bay.

Central-leading Tigers beat Twins 6-5 to split DH

The Detroit Tigers were down after absorbing a difficult loss in the opener of their critical day-night doubleheader against the Minnesota Twins.
Their ace took over from there. Justin Verlander kept the Tigers on top in the AL Central, pitching eight innings in a 6-5 victory Tuesday night that restored their two-game lead over the scrappy Twins. Click on the pic for the full story. Meanwhile the Colorado Rockies extend their National League Wild Card lead to 3 games.

Britney gets raunchy....again

Britney Spears' latest single, '3' hit the airwaves today, just as her 'Circus' concert tour made it to Las Vegas.
The lyrics for '3' include the following:
"One, two, three / Not only you and me / Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between." What a surprise, Britney Spears new hit is about a "threesome". Now Lady Gaga has to better that with her new hit "Quadruplesome".

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

2,700-Calorie 'Super Scooby' Burger Stands 6-Inches Tall, Weighs More Than 3-Pounds

Talk about a super “Scooby” snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive – it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day. Here's what makes the “Super Scooby” special:
— 4 quarter-pound beef patties;
— 12 onion rings;
— 8 slices of bacon;
— 8 slices of cheese;
— 6 slices of tomato;
— 2 sesame buns;
— Barbecue sauce;
— Lettuce;
— And a good slathering of mayonnaise.
Have at er' Elvis! Click on the pic for the full story.

Scarlett Johansson just because she's hot

Scarlett Johansson is in the latest edition of Glamour Magazine. I don't read it but I look at the pictures.
Scarlett Johansson' Boob-Squeeze?
Scarlett Johansson - Speed Painting by Nico Di Mattia

Workers' Porn Surfing Rampant at Federal Agency

One senior executive at the National Science Foundation spent at least 331 days looking at pornography on his government computer, records show. The cost to taxpayers: up to $58,000. Click on the pic for the full story.

Grande Gamble: Starbucks Pushes Instant Coffee

The company that added "venti" to American vocabularies will launch a push throughout North America Tuesday to convince even connoisseurs to sample what many see as a down-market drink — instant coffee. Click on the pic for the full story.

Monday, September 28, 2009

La Crosse Radio Flyers Oktoberfest 09'

Kelly Wilde showing off the "Tricked out Truck"

Scotty Gran fancies himself as kind of a vocalist

Neil Klos from your "All Request Workday"
Jack Daniels on the cowbell!

La Crosse Oktoberfest 2009


How was your Maple Leaf Parade experience? For the 1st time since I cam to the La Crosse area in 2000, I took in the parade from the street. AWESOME! is the best word I can use to describe it. I was a bit surprised that it ended so early this year. I remember that most years it ended around 3:00 pm. This year 1:30 pm. How ya like my Oktoberfest shirt?

'Meatballs' Does Not Roll Off Top of Weekend Box Office

Movie fans lined up for a second helping of "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs," which took in $24.6 million to remain No. 1 at the box office for a second straight weekend. The Sony animated tale raised its domestic haul to $60 million after 10 days in theaters, according to studio estimates Sunday. "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" fended off Bruce Willis' action thriller "Surrogates," a Disney release that debuted at No. 2 with $15 million. Opening in third place with $10 million was MGM's "Fame," a new take on the 1980s music and dance hit about students at a school for performing arts.

'SNL' Newcomer Drops F-Bomb During Season Opener

"Saturday Night Live" has started the season with a bang.
Newcomer Jenny Slate let an obscene expletive slip during a parody of a talk show by biker women on the season opener of the comedy show. Called "Biker Chick Chat," the sketch was laden with tough talk from its participants, played by Slate, Kristen Wiig and guest host Megan Fox. But the most objectionable word was substituted, with rapid-fire comic frequency, with an inoffensive stand-in for that vulgarity. Then, midway through the sketch, Slate slipped and said the word she meant to avoid. "You know what? You stood up for yourself," she declared, "and I (expletive) love you for that." She puffed her cheeks, perhaps realizing her error, but the sketch continued with no interruption or further flubs.
Watch it here

Where in the World is Hitler's Skull?


A skull long believed to be that of Adolf Hitler actually belonged to a woman, according to an American scientist who has taken DNA samples from it.
The skull was taken by Soviet forces in 1945 when they found charred remains outside the Nazi dictator's bunker in Berlin. OK, so where in the World is Hitler's Skull? Click on the pic for the full story.

Obama Heading to Denmark in Olympic Appeal

President Obama will travel to Denmark this week in a bid to add some heft to America's pitch for Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.
The president plans to make a personal appearance at the International Olympic Committee's host city selection in Copenhagen, Denmark, on Friday. He will join his wife, Michelle, who is leading the U.S. delegation, along with senior adviser Valerie Jarrett. Obama would be the first U.S. president to take on such a direct role in lobbying for an Olympics event. Chicago faces tough competition from Rio de Janeiro, Madrid and Tokyo. Click on the pic for the full story.
Chicago 2016 Olympics

Friday, September 25, 2009

Pearl Jam poised for first No. 1 album in 13 years

Pearl Jam is on course to nab its first No. 1 album on the U.S. pop chart in 13 years next week. Industry prognosticators suggest the band's new "Backspacer," released on Sunday, could shift anywhere between 175,000 to 200,000 copies by week's end. That sales figure should easily place it ahead of the competition when the Billboard 200 chart for the period ended September 27 is published on Wednesday. The new album -- Pearl Jam's first not with a major label -- is sold exclusively in the United States through Target, iTunes, Pearl Jam's Web site and independent retailers.
Pearl Jam - Making Of Backspacer

Supersize Delivery! Woman Gives Birth to 19.2-Pound Baby

Indonesia's heaviest-ever newborn drew curious crowds Friday to a hospital where the boy named Akbar — or the Great in Arabic — came into the world at a record 19.2 pounds. I'd start rubbing his belly. Get that Sumo diaper ready. Click on the pic for the full story.

Actor Randy Quaid, Wife Free on Bail After Arrest on Calif. Warrant

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife have been released from a West Texas jail after their arrest for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill. Things have really gotten bad for Cousin Eddy after giving Clark his shoes. Click on the pic for the full story.
Cousin Eddie and Hamburger Helper

Bikini-Clad Baristas Charged With Prostitution After Reportedly Serving More Than Coffee

Five bikini-clad baristas in Everett, Wash., face prostitution charges after police said that they served up more than just hot coffee at an espresso stand. The five women, employed by Everett's 'Grab-N-Go' espresso stand, have been charged with prostitution and violating the city's Adult Entertainment ordinance. Gotta love the name of the place. You would think it's a joke, but it's for real. Ckick on the pic to get the full story.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

La Crosse Oktoberfest is almost here

I came to the La Crosse area in 2000 and when people told me about Oktoberfest and the parade, I figured that it was going to be a typical hokie fest in WI. I was soooooo wrong. This is the BIGGEST Fest that I have ever been a part of. From the tapping of the golden keg to the torchlight parade, this is the best fest in the midwest. Click on the pic to get all the OKTOBERFEST info you can handle.
Oktoberfest 07' La Crosse Video

Pandorum

When two men emerge from a deep sleep in the middle of space, they discover that they have no memories of who they are and where they're going. But their memory loss pales in comparison to the problem of the murderous warriors on board their ship who don't want to leave anyone alive. Click on the pic to see the trailer.

TV's Funniest Commercial Characters

From the Geico Gecko to Chester Cheetah, who is the best commercial character? Take a look at our list of the best by clicking on the pic.
The Geico Gecko
Travelocity Roaming Gnome commercial
SpongeBob Burger King

Amanda Seyfried in GQ

Amanda Seyfried is the nerdy girl in 'Jennifer's Body.' She's also in October's GQ looking anything but bespectacled. Apparently, she's been typecast as the actress who kisses other actresses. "A lot of people in the world want to make out with Megan Fox, and she's good. She has a lot of lips," Seyfried says. "We both have a lot of lips. It was very feminine."But, as we noted, Fox is not her latest female onscreen conquest. Hey now! Click on the pic for more.
Megan Fox Amanda Seyfried kissing

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

If nothing else, Duck fans, Chip Kelly respects the value of your bucks

Oregon alum Tony Seminary is well aware of the protocol: Travel, cheer, take what comes. But what came was so bad, Seminary decided to fire off a pointed e-mail to Kelly, anyway, complete with an invoice from his IT company, even though he never expected a response: I was so angry with the game (even before the post-game melee) I am sending you an invoice for my trip to Boise. The product on the field Thursday night is not something I was at all proud of, and I feel as though I’m entitled to my money back for the trip. Please see my invoice attached in this email. I will happily send along receipts if need be. You will be surprised by the coach's response. Click on the pic for more.

Ozzie & Sharon cheer for Kelly on Dancing with the Stars

Kelly Osbourne stole the show on Tuesday night's "Dancing with the Stars." The reality TV star and partner Louis van Amstel took on the Viennese Waltz and surprised just about everybody! Judge Bruno Tonioli saw "grace and elegance," and Len Goodman said it was the "best Viennese Waltz of the evening." Kelly's parents, Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, were front row cheering-on their daughter -- and were clearly touched by her performance. Kelly and Louis scored 23 points out of 30. I never thought I would see the day where OZZY would show up at Dancing with the Stars.

60 Days To Decide

How would you like to drive a brand new car for 60 days, and if you don't like it, you can return it for a refund? That's the premise of General Motor's new marketing campaign called, "May the best car win." Find out more by clicking the pic.

Mackenzie Phillips: I Had a Long-Term Sexual Relationship With My Father

Actress Mackenzie Phillips claims she had a long-term incestuous relationship with her father, musician John Phillips of the 60’s group the Mamas and the Papas. What the hell? I always thought she was freaky when I watched One Day at a Time, but that is beyond anything I could have thought. In “High on Arrival,” her new tell-all book which hits newsstands today, the former “One Day at a Time” star says her father had sex with her on the night before her wedding to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage. Get the full story by clicking on the pic.
Oprah and Mackenzie Phillips
One Day at a Time Minisode - All the Way

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Ten Big Companies That Are Veering Toward Bankruptcy

Despite a few green shoots in the economy and a rocketing stock market, many large companies are still struggling to avoid bankruptcy.
A new report by Audit Integrity identifies some high-profile names "that have the highest probability of declaring bankruptcy among publicly traded firms." Check out who made the list by clicking here.

Obama on Letterman: I Was Black Before the Election

President Barack Obama sat down with late night TV talk show host David Letterman on Monday, wrapping up a blitz of television appearances as he tries to build support for his top domestic priority, an ambitious health care overhaul plan. Obama, America's first black president, also had his most irreverent answer yet on the question of whether some of the reaction to his health care plan is driven at least partly by racism. "Was Jimmy Carter onto something ... was this unease or poor decorum rooted in racism, or is that just something to talk about?" Letterman asked. "First of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election," Obama said to huge laughs from Letterman and the audience. See it by clicking on the pic.

Ex-NFL Star Plaxico Burress Gets 2 Years in Prison in NYC Nightclub Gun Incident

The former New York Giants wide receiver was sentenced Tuesday morning in Manhattan's state Supreme Court as part of a plea deal arranged last month. Click the pic to get the full story.

Monday, September 21, 2009

"Meatballs" rolls to No. 1 at box office

"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs," a new 3D animated feature based on a popular children's book, shone brightest at the weekend box office in North America on Sunday, overshadowing flops starring Matt Damon, Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox. "Meatballs" earned an estimated $30.1 million during the three days since it opened on Friday, said Sony Pictures Animation, a unit of Sony Corp. Industry forecasters were looking for the film to open in the $25 million-$30 million range. Click here to get the rest of the Box Office numbers for the weekend. To see the trailer click on the pic.

Oh Nochocinco! A Lambeau Leap!


Chad Ochocinco made good on his promise to do the Lambeau Leap if he scored a touchdown. He scored the tie-breaking touchdown in the third quarter and then looked for a friendly spot to land. He found some Bengal fans in the front row. There’s suspicion that Chad planted those fans there. Networks are not running the replay of it because Packer fans were flipping him off after he did it and that is an FCC violation. See the leap here

Emmy Winners

It was a night of repeats at the winners podium, with just a couple of surprises. Click on Dougie Howser your host, for the winners.
Neil Patrick Harris - Put Down the Remote - Emmys 2009 Opening Act

Who's Hotter? Olivia Wilde vs. Megan Fox

We got a sneak peek this week at the October GQ featuring the lovely and talented "House" star Olivia Wilde. When I saw the cover it reminded of me something...
Megan Fox's GQ cover from last year. Olivia Wilde seems to be reading the "Megan Fox Guide to Getting Rich and Famous," namely, pose for insanely hot photos in men's magazines, give sexy interviews, start hitting the red carpet events, and watch your star rise and rise. Who do you think is hotter? Click on the pic to see more.

David Hasselhoff Rushed to Hospital for Alcohol Poisoning for Second Time in Five Months


David Hasselhoff was taken by ambulance to a hospital because he again has alcohol poisoning, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively.
The Hoff was taken from his home to an Encino, CA hospital Sunday afternoon after 911 was called. Sadly, Hoff was hospitalized with alcohol poisoning in May.
Hasselhoff was home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and his male assistant and was on a bender. The Hoff had been drinking for more than a day, a source told RadarOnline.com. He recently wrapped taping for America's Got Talent and shortly after began boozing heavily on vodka.
David Hasselhoff Drunk Video (full 6-minute version)

Ryan Seacrest Talks About Ellen DeGeneres' 'Sexual Tension,' 'Idol' Director Disses Paula Abdul?

While we're sure Ryan Seacrest misses his former colleague Paula Abdul, the (very rich) television host is excited for the err, "energy" the newly appointed Ellen DeGeneres will bring to the hit FOX show.
"We love Ellen, she is a superstar. She will change the sexual tension,"Seacrest told us at the Emmy's on Sunday night. "Simon and Paula had a specific sort of tension, but this will be quite different..." Click on Seacrest for more.

Friday, September 18, 2009

NY News Anchor's Major F-Bomb

A veteran New York City news anchor flubs a line and an obscene catch phrase goes viral on the Internet. Ernie Anastos of Fox affiliate WNYW was bantering with the weatherman Wednesday night when he cheerfully dropped an F-bomb on the air. What he likely intended to say was, "Keep plucking that chicken."
Anastos didn't appear to recognize the error, though co-anchor Dari Alexander's eyes bugged out after he said it. Her expression is priceless!

Click on Ernie to see it.

Wicked, Smart Jennifer's Body Not Just About Megan Fox's Body...Right


A girl-driven horror flick featuring a hypnotic performance by Megan Fox and the wicked dark smarts of writer Diablo Cody, Jennifer's Body aims to be a cult classic, and should be crowned as one, according to E-Online. OK, when they say that Jennifer's Body is not all about Megan's body,...that is exactly what it is about. I don't care what the story is, millions of teenage boys (And guys like me) will be flocking the theatre over the weekend to see Megan's body. For the record I have seen quite few reviews that actually think it's not that bad of movie. Click on Megan for the full story.

Jenna Bush gets new gig on NBC's Today Show

The "Today Show" welcomed their newest correspondent Jenna Bush Hager with a lengthy video montage. Her twin sister Barbara, as well as her mother, Laura, and her grandmother, Barbara, were all featured praising and relating various embarrassing stories about her, including her brief singing career. I have always thought that Jenna was kinda hot and a rep as a party girl didn't hurt. Check out the full video and story by clicking on Jenna.

Guinness' Newly Crowned 'Tallest Man' Wants Girlfriend, Car

Newly crowned by Guinness World Records as the tallest man in the world, Sultan Kosen, from Mardin in southeast Turkey, is hoping that life will become a little easier. “The first thing I want is a car I can fit into,” he said. “More than that, I want to get married. It’s really difficult to find a girlfriend. They are usually scared of me.” Get the complete story by clicking the pic.
Check out the video

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ochostinko plans "Lambeau Leap" if he scores

Chad Ochocinco has promised a "Lambeau Leap" if he gets in the endzone this Sunday against the Green Bay Packers. That went so well for him when he leaped into the "Dawg Pound". When making this statement, he double checked to see if Green Bay was even in WI. and followed it up with a "no disrespect Packer fans but this is what I do".
Chad Johnson gets a greeting from the DAWG POUND

Leno show loses 7 million viewers on second night

Jay Leno's new prime-time chat and comedy TV show lost more than 7 million viewers on its second night after a slew of bad reviews but was still the No. 1 U.S. network show of the night, audience ratings figures showed on Wednesday.
"The Jay Leno Show" -- the closely watched cost-cutting experiment by NBC -- was watched by 10.7 million Americans on Tuesday night, compared to a revised 18.4 million on its Monday debut, according to Nielsen Media Research. Click on the pic for the full story

Gene Simmons promises high-impact "Boom" from Kiss

Gene Simmons says Kiss fans can expect to see "new outfits, a brand new stage and millions more (dollars) put into it" when the group begins its Kiss Alive 35 tour to promote "Sonic Boom," the band's first new album in 11 years, on September 25 in Detroit. "That's just the history of Kiss," Simmons told Billboard.com. "Simply put, any band you go to see for the same ticket price, you know Kiss is going to give you tenfold more. That's just a statement of fact." Click on the pic for the full story.

Kevin Skinner is the best talent in America....SERIOUSLY?

OK, did someone start up another one of those vote for the worst sites online, cause I got a huge beef with America on this one. Kevin Skinner, a chicken farmer from Mayfield KY, was announced as the winner of Americas got Talent last night and my jaw dropped in amazement as he continued to stay in the competition each week. I have no problem with the chicken farming part and I like the guy as a story...BUT DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE TALENT to win a TALENT contest? Now I realize that Opera is not exactly everyones idea of a good time, but cancer survivor Barbara Padilla (runner up) was an amazing talent at her craft. Skinner could barely cover Willie Nelson. Click the pick to see for yourself just how wrong America is. Congrats to Slingblade.

Olivia Wilde GQ Shoot

Maxim named her the sexiest woman on the planet and now she's racking up photo shoot after photo shoot. Check out the pics by clicking here. Click on the bikini clad Wilde to read the interview. By the way there is absolutely no relation to Kelly Wilde.
Video Shoot

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Bills CB McKelvin’s front lawn vandalized

Bills players are concerned with their privacy and safety after the front lawn of a home belonging to cornerback Leodis McKelvin was vandalized following Buffalo’s season-opening loss to New England.
Hamburg police on Tuesday confirmed the home of a Bills player was vandalized, but declined to release details of their investigation after an obscenity and the score of Monday night’s game—a 25-24 loss to the Patriots— were painted in white on the player’s lawn in suburban Buffalo.
McKelvin fumbled a kickoff return with under two minutes to play and the Bills leading 24-19. Three plays later, New England’s Tom Brady hit Benjamin Watson for the go-ahead touchdown as the Patriots overcome an 11-point deficit in the final 2:06. Click on the pic for more.
See the fumble

FCC to take another look at Janet Jackson case

The U.S. Federal Communications Commission said on Tuesday the agency will review the incident involving a fleeting glimpse of pop singer Janet Jackson's breast during the 2004 American football championship.
Jackson's right breast was exposed to almost 90 million TV viewers for a fraction of a second during the live 2004 Super Bowl football halftime show in what fellow pop singer Justin Timberlake later called a "wardrobe malfunction."
Lawmakers and regulators were outraged and vowed a crackdown on broadcast indecency. Are they bored? Really, I think they just want to watch again to see Janet's boob, Good Times!
Here it is again for you to review