Thursday, June 25, 2009

Cheeky Monkey Urinates On Zambian President

A monkey has urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists outside his State House offices. The president softly shouted: "You have urinated on my jacket," and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.
"I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Mr Banda defeated in last year's elections. If he thinks that getting pee'd on by a monkey is annoying, I can't wait to see how he like PETA, after he threatened to make it lunch.

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